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Joke of the Day

"How did the chicken cross the freeway? You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud."

"Why'd the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."

"I went in to hospital for an operation... I asked the anaesthetist if I could administer the needle myself, and he said: ""Sure, knock yourself out""."

"[killer enters home in middle of night] ME: Who goes there? KILLER: Haha ME: What KILLER: Who still says ""Who goes there"" ME: Ok laugh it up"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets Then every year we could save millions of mosquito's from dying needlessly of Aids."

"Life is like a penis, loose and hanging freely. Until a woman comes along and makes it hard."

"I'm feeling more attracted to you lately. Have you put on weight?"

"I wondered where my boomerang had gone. Then it came back to me"

"I have a fear of speedbumps But I'm slowly getting over it."

"How can a line be both short and long? It's a long line of midgets!"