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Joke of the Day

"How did the chicken cross the freeway? You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud."

"Ten out of one women is a Russian Nesting Doll"

"Have you guys ever seen any of my exes? Exactly."

"I was in an elevator with the Easter bunny yesterday It was a hare raising experience."

"What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck? A Christmas-Quacker!"

"One eyed man Comes to the doctor. Doctor asks: what's wrong. The man says: 'm mssng an"

"What did the man say when the bass was too loud for his ears? ""That megahertz"" What did the woman get in response when she asked if his ears were okay? 100 watts"

"What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)"

"he died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish"

"A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone."