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Joke of the Day
"Mom, what is a transvestite? -Ask uncle Yvonne."
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"Yesterday I got dared to have surgery that prevented me from moving my neck... There's no turning back now"
"Sending an insult with a typo is like laughing at someone for tripping and falling and then tripping and falling right front of them."
"I am living proof that you can ""be there"" and ""be square""."
"Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."
"My son dropped this gem on me Son: Dad what's a cow plus 2 say? Me: Cow cow? Son: Twwoooooooooo"
"'So Timmy, how did you fall into that well?' 'Oh. I never fell in, I was p- *sees Lassie do cut throat motion* -was jumping in.'"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I have no clue how they got in there."
"Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !"
"What kind of porn to chickens watch? Nugget porn."