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Joke of the Day

"Mom, what is a transvestite? -Ask uncle Yvonne."

"I was watching you while you slept. You look pretty stupid."

"Did you hear about gay Santa? He stuck a match in a frogs ass and then shaved the skin off of the frog. Looking at it upside down he said ""now who wants some popcorn?"""

"I can't stop reading things as if there were a punchline.. See what I mean?"

"My mother was over the age of fifty when she gave birth to me You could say I was born with a silver poon in my mouth."

"when I have dinner with a vegetarian I order two steaks to use as a bun for my third steak"

"Shout out to whoever scheduled Valentine's candy to show up just as we're all giving up on New Year resolutions."

"What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust? Easy Bake Ovens"

"Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"

"Why did the rapper die after being shot? He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest"