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Joke of the Day

"What does batman add to his tea? Just ice."

"Jokes about women's menstruation aren't funny. Period."

"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? Decalfinated."

"Why do Feminists Like to have Sex with the Lights Off? They can't stand to see a man have a good time."

"If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model."

"Did you hear about the convict who refused to take a nap? He was resisting a rest."

"Pope should record an album to remake Vatican's image. The problem is picking which robe to wear when making a video w/ Lady Gaga"

"Coworker left himself signed in to LinkedIn and now his skills include ""mouth breathing""."

"I'd much rather have a sex tape released to the public than a video of me trying to run in flip flops."

"I could make way more Ayn Rand jokes here, but most of you would be too weak and altruistic to understand them. Let alone profit from them."