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Joke of the Day

"What is a girl pirate hookers worst nightmare? (NSFW) Riding on a bunch of different ships, but never getting any seamen."

"I think I'm uglier with my glasses on but I'm uglier with contacts in, too."

"Two guys and a girl walk into a bar The next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss"

"Hillary Clinton says to the Devil, ""What happened? You promised me that I'd win the election?"" The Devil replies, ""Yeah, and you promised me a soul."""

"[sees a baby spit up after drinking from baby bottle] ""lmao yo who invited the lightweight"""

"Why Trump and that lady you sit next to on the plane who asks way too many questions are the same. They are both loud, annoying, fat, barely male, and completely unable to make america great again."

"All I'm saying is that the cheese grater wouldn't have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after EVERY use."

"Jared and zits What's the difference between Jared and Acne? Acne doesn't come on a kids face until there a teenager!"

"What the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke."

"Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost? He got lost in the maize."