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Joke of the Day

"How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb? 8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything."

"Holiday Tip: if you boil a turd on low heat the whole house smells like farts."

"I heard Alabama changed the drinking age to 32. They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common? The both came in a little behind"

"*lays in bed for 12 hours I guess I'll get up now *walks over to couch & lays down"

"The roundest Knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi."

"A crowd started gathering around the car accident with the bagpiper... Twas so unfortunate he was kilt."

"A dog with a cowboy hat, spurs and a cigar limps in through the swinging doors of a saloon... ...He says, ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"""

"Stop making jokes about gay porn! Come on guys! *edit* Here's one more joke I'm fucking serious guys!"

"My wife and I walked past a fancy restaurant She said ""Ohh , something smells nice"" So I decided to treat her - I let her walk past it a second time."