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Joke of the Day

"A crowd started gathering around the car accident with the bagpiper... Twas so unfortunate he was kilt."

"Wanna hear a word i made up? Plagiarism"

"Why don't asians like to applause? Because every time they do all they do is crap"

"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You only need a parachute to skydive twice."

"My Football coach got fired because he got accused on Pedophillia charges. But say what you want about the man, he could turn any young tight end into a wide receiver."

"A masochist walked into a bar But he was okay with it"

"It is too hot in India now There's a cap for that."

"So, Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton have split up! It's a bit of a Nightmare before Christmas."

"Did you hear about all the bears that got laid off from Chanel 6? (xpost /r/BearJokes) Turns out they were bad news bears."

"I just got invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding I think those bastards are going try to kill everyone"