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Joke of the Day

"Say ""Rise Up Lights"" out loud You just said ""Razor Blades"" in an Australian accent"

"BUT GHOSTBUSTERS NEVER GAVE US THEIR NUMBER."

"Took a while, but I finally found the perfect background pic to update my desktop with. So yeah, totally carpe'd the shit out of this diem."

"Geeze, how's all the news in Nepal? It's really shaking me up!"

"What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)? one you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt :P"

"My friend got a nice new ride, but no one wants to drive him around in it Now he's got all that car and nothing to chauffeur it."

"what's the opposite of a Mexican? a Mexican't"

"Rude joke I was taken the dog for a walk in the graveyard and seen a bloke bent down behind a tombstone, so respectfully I said ""morning"" He replied ""no, taking a shit"""

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, the pH level of a pineapple can not sustain life."

"At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week. What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a hump? Humphrey!"