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Joke of the Day
"I had a dream about a woman who becomes a horse at night. It was a nightmare."
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"Where does Moses get his coffee? Hebrews it."
"Did your world end today? Mayan didn't"
"They should make realistic pregnancy test commercials. 2 best friends in a bathroom praying for a neg & celebrating w a shot & a happy dance"
"I want to put a 'Honk If You Love Jesus' bumpersticker on a goose"
"Friend: ""What's a good movie?"" Me: ""Snakes on a plane"" Friend: ""Whats it about?"" Me: ""Horses... horses on a boat"""
"Should English be the only official language of the EU? No."
"What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited? A super stoaker"
"Roses are red.. I'm in debt."
"""son, did i ever tell you about how I served in Nom?"" ""dad, don't you mean Nam?"" ""sorry son i ate a small cake at the end of that sentence"""