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Joke of the Day
"How's Bud Light like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking pretty close to water."
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"What do you call a pit full of donkeys? An asshole."
"Q: What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble? A: Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia."
"I used to drink all brands of beer. Now, I am older Budweiser!"
"My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. If engineered correctly."
"Why was Obama so disappointed when he went to a screening of The Men Who Stare At Goats Being a Muslim, he thought there would be more romance."
"Got drunk and did my taxes, i am getting back 1 zillion dollars, 2 slaves, and somehow the state of Rhode Island, this can't be right."
"Just tell me when and where and I'll be there 20 minutes late."
"What did the Vegetarian say when he wanted to eat meat? ""Going vegetarian was a missteak"""