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Joke of the Day
"How do we know Julius Caesar wasn't gay? Because you have to be straight to be a good ruler"
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"Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver..."
"Whats brown and sounds like a bell? DUUUUUuU^nnnnnnnggggg^nnnnggg^nnnggg^nnnggg"
"My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army. Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles."
"And that's why I never argue with my wife. Wife : Don't forget to pick up kids from school. Me : It's Saturday, they're both upstairs. Wife : It's Wednesday and we've three kids."
"Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"
"How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, they blew it up already."
"I like my women like I like my joke formats: worn out from overuse."
"""I got your back"" ""And I got your nose"" ""Ooh I want his feet"" Mr. Potato Head: *sobbing* guys stop it"
"5: ""I went to Banana Land. The bananas danced & had flowers & tiny pandas on their heads."" Me: ""I'll have whatever that kid's having."""