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Joke of the Day

"How do you make Holy Water? You boil the Hell out of it."

"If con is the opposite of pro it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?"

"Do people who own guns walk around the house with them and pretend they're Black & Decker power drills?"

"Sorry, but Apple making driverless cars isn't breaking news. It's been going on ever since they introduced the iPhone."

"Why is my girlfriend fat? Because I'm ugly."

"Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...? Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side."

"I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups. Apparently, it's a very touchy subject."

"Which fish is the redneck's favorite? A Bearcooter"

"Trump says he wants to move into the White House... ...why not? Wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family from their house Edit: Credit to Snoop Dogg"

"[Noah from the Bible is doing laundry and his washer just starts spewing water] DEBORAH GET THE BOAT"