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Joke of the Day
"Trump can't release his taxes Putin hasn't sent his W2s yet"
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"My friend died today... He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever."
"Did you hear about the happy Roman? He was glad-he-ate-her"
"What is a Honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone."
"This milk is so far past it's expiration date I'm only gonna have a small slice."
"What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"
"Ironic... is having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up to many times."
"What do you get if you cross the Titanic with The Sixth Sense? Icey dead people."
"It's creepy that the only ingredient in fruit is fruit."
"Why did the fork go to the party? It wanted to have a good tine."