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Joke of the Day
"Buy a ""World's Greatest Boss"" mug and drink out of it in front of your boss."
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"My girlfriend is like the square root of -1 Imaginary"
"What did the comedian do when his joke did not go home with the audience? He became a boxer and delivered a strong punchline."
"Why did the hen fall in the well? she couldn't see that well"
"What did one telepath say to the other telepath? Nothing."
"Alcohol doesn't cause hangovers....waking up does."
"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp? One. We are efficient and don't have any humor."
"""I think it's about time we had a white president"" - 8 year olds"
"Robot Nerves Why are robots never afraid? Because they have nerves of steel"
"Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again? He's been underground for five years now."