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Joke of the Day
"I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet."
Next Joke
"If I text you first you are probably amazing."
"What type of jokes do planets tell each other? Cosmic jokes."
"Ever wonder why children tend to ignore their parents who underwent a sex change op? It's because they are trans-parent."
"What do you call a black lady having an abortion? A hero"
"A women insists, ""Women are funny!"" A man replies, ""You're right! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"""
"I accidentally planted some marijuana seeds on my farm It's all gone to pot"
"what phone service has the fastest internet? Sprint"
"the guy who named the spatula was so lazy. hes like ""what should i call this thing that spatulas?"""
"When Beyonce is on her period... ...does Jay Z have 100 problems?"