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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between you and a baby bird. The bird got laid."

"A baker gets home from work. He then says ""Time to go to bread""."

"Sex is like math These days I'm doing it all by hand"

"Pot is a gateway drug. But the gateway is cluttered with gallons of ice cream & stacks of pizza, so it's hard to pass through."

"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball"

"My wife is actually mad at me for being so excited to see her mother tonight.... The viewing is at 7pm."

"What happened in China on Christmas? The Rice-child was born."

"A Jew boy asks his poppa for fifty dollars... Poppa Jew says ""Forty dollars, well what do you need thirty dollars for?"""

"I heard Lincoln is doing well in theaters Traditionally, this has not been true."

"Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people? Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!"