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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between you and a baby bird. The bird got laid."

"Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails."

"What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro? I falafel."

"I'd rather pick my nose in traffic than arrive at my destination with a crusty booger. Anyone who says different is a liar."

"Don't click this, it's a dick 8===D"

"I'm sorry I got you birth control for Christmas and said it was my gift to the world."

"What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get? A melon collie!"

"Pity the poor egg. He only gets laid once in his life, and even then it's by his mother."

"grey matter What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."

"Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally? Her operations were not unprecedented."