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Joke of the Day
"I'm on a seafood diet... Anything I see, I eat"
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"Why are all these jokes about unhappy relationships? Said my wife as she looked over my shoulder. What a nosy fucking bitch."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish person? None"
"Made this up while hanging out with some friends What do you call someone you hate who owns a cube car? Dick in a box"
"Molly and Shannon are sisters born on the same day of the same year, same mother, same hospital. But Molly is 7 years older than Shannon. How is this possible? Shannon died in a car accident."
"An Atheist Walks Into A Bar... An Atheist walks into a bar with God, Thor, and Zeus. The bartender looks at him and says ""Drinking alone again, I see..."""
"What did the elephant say to the man? Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?"
"Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner."