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Joke of the Day

"Me: Hey, can I have an Iphone 7 please? Apple guy: Possibly... What's your name? Me: Jack Apple guy: Sorry, no jacks."

"I have a hardcore yeast affection. I love breads and doughs."

"My dog is either dreaming or can't quite figure out how to shape shift."

"How do you know if somebody does crossfit? They are probably in better shape than you."

"What do you call it when two high people get in an argument? A pot roast."

"""I'll sleep when I'm bread."" -Dough"

"Teacher: you can be anything you want Me: Beyonce Her: well, not that (we stare at each other blankly for 17 min...) Me: Hi I'm Beyonce"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... Jk, rowling."

"When the devil buys your soul he makes you sign a contract because even though he is pure evil he has an unshakable respect for tort law."

"Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose? because AIR IS FREE"