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Joke of the Day

"What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car? Do you even Lyft?"

"Well, here goes nothing ..."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it was the right answer..."

"What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car."

"I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the ""Learning to Count"" trilogy."

"martha stewart put a drop of citrus oil in the bong water and i cant even be mad at her. in fact it is the opposite emotion"

"10, 27, 28, 30, 32 walk into a bar... 10 says ""I'm drinking age, I swear!"" The bartender says ""Outlier!"""

"Ebay is great! I just ordered a chicken and an egg. We shall see what one comes first."

"I feel sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of"

"My dad is Jamaican and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs."