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"The Jewish Dilemma... Free Pork"
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"You're a recruiter and Google is not blocked by your company filter. What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in? [deleted]"
"I'm not a big fan of chick flicks, but my girlfriend pressured me to pick a favourite. I went with Pounds per Square Inch Love You."
"Midget scammer So there was a midget scammer who was in a prison break. I watched him climb up and down the wall - it was a little condescending."
"That moment when your crush is absent, and you wasted your time going to school."
"Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!"
"I hate it when I remove myself from around people to fart in peace and they follow me right after I have release a big one."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag? One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers."
"new boss: mind sharing an office? me: no NB: Good [points to room filled w/wolves] bc we finally contained them please keep the door closed"
"What is the most racist house chore? Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors."