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Joke of the Day

"I used to steal other people's jokes.... I still do. But I used to too."

"if you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you"

"I hear that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your genes."

"I've got a 3D printer But it only prints pieces of paper."

"""Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."" In which case, there sure are a lot of amnesiacs on this subreddit."

"Why was the lobster upset? Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!"

"I heard a great HIPAA joke yesterday But I can't tell you !"

"Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!"

"You know what gets me down? Elevators."

"If you think Hillary is going to drop out of the presidential race, you should know Hillary doesn't go down... That's why Bill had Monica."