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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologise."
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"If my name was Richard I would become a professional photographer and call my company Dick Pics"
"My thesis just came back with ""Appendix?"" scrawled on it. Seems a little forward but I thought: sure, why not?."
"That toddler on a leash at the mall might be an unstoppable killing machine. You really don't know."
"Grandma's Moustache It's a well known fact that Cum helps hair growth, this explains hair on men's knuckles but this doesn't explain Grandmas moustache"
"Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the world What was I wearing ?"
"I'm not saying you're a jackass but... You're the kind of guy who would buy Anne Frank a drum set."
"It must suck when a billionaire... Wakes up feeling like a million bucks."
"Christy's husband wants to get divorced. ""No way, John!"" says Christy. ""Widow you took me, widow you leave me!""."
"Why would 12:00 make the best cop? ""Hands up"""