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Joke of the Day
"An octopus should have eightacles, not ten."
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"What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk? *Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*"
"Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France."
"Hitler was a charitable guy. He backed Japan when they needed help in WW2."
"Teacher:""Okay class, time to take a test. Please take out your no.2 pencils."" *Takes out no.1 pencil* ( )"
"I always thought District of Columbia was a weird name Until I realized it probably has the highest rates of coffee and caffeine usage anywhere in the US"
"When life gives you melons You might be a woman"
"What do you call a productive Asian? China get something done."
"The wind just blew a napkin off my table and down the street. That one's on you, Earth."
"A pizza delivery guy knocks on the door Two men answer the door and invite him inside. They ask him if he wants to have a threesome. He replies, ""just the tip please""."