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Joke of the Day
"An octopus should have eightacles, not ten."
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"Have you heard about the dating site for radical jihadists? It's called ""Our Timer"""
"I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."
"What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy? Little Seizures."
"What does a brick and your mom have in common? They are both flat-chested and laid by Mexicans. Source: My old middle school."
"Coaching my son's soccer team, I thought moms would be all over me - no! They are always, ""The popsicles are for AFTER the game."" Bitches."
"Greatest Photocopy Machine 9Gag"
"If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why."
"If a chick tells you she's ""not like other girls"" she just proved she's exactly like all other girls."
"Once you go black, you can always go back to having coffee with milk, there's really no set in stone rules here."