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Joke of the Day

"Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other."

"What insect lives on nothing ? A moth because it eats holes"

"What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells. Credit to DBZ. Edit: Not sure why this auto flared to religion...."

"Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? Because they are most certainly guilty."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists can't change anything."

"What does a mermaid wear to math class An algae-bra I'm not sorry"

"In the middle ages, it didn't take long to learn human anatomy. You could learn it all with one knight and a scalpel."

"Why is a good husband like bread dough? Because his wife needs him."

"So, a squirrel walks into a bar- -k"

"*adds resume embellisher to resume*"