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Joke of the Day
"How do you please an Amish woman? Give her two Mennonite"
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"I accidentally got my blow up doll pregnant. Related: I've got some balloons for sale."
"What did the wind turbine say to Justin Beiber? Justin, I'm a big fan. wheyyyyyyyyyyyy"
"It's so hot hotside... It's so hot outside, I swear I'm sweating more than Josh Duggar at his little sister's birthday party."
"What does a vampire on a diet drink? Blood Lite Thanks Jim Butcher..."
"Lenins If life hands you Lenins, start a socialist revolution."
"A watch dog is like a regular dog,only it can show you the time."
"You are the joke ..... Yes seriously!"
"Son, I found some drugs in your backpack ""Dad I swear they're not mine"" DAMMIT SUSAN, THEY ARENT HIS. 1st time we were proud and you blew it"
"I really love spicy foods ...but the Ghost pepper is my a-chilis heel."