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Joke of the Day
"I'm feeling like a country Hungary"
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"What's the only thing a feminist is going to change? The Laundry"
"what does clark kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos"
"Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced? There was no chemistry."
"Ok, another Grandfather joke. Just kidding, they're both dead."
"""My microwave is broken"" -Abraham Lincoln"
"My sister bet me I couldn't make a czar out of spaghetti... Boy was she surprised when I introduced her to [Ditalini of Pereslav](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitry_of_Pereslavl)!"
"Relationship status: I'm seeing several women in my neighbourhood. *wipes binoculars*"
"How do spies eat their waffles? Syruptitiously!"
"My son asked today: Why the dude's ear is blinking blue? Because he has a blue tooth in his ear..."