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Joke of the Day

"Gynecologist defined The only person who looks for problems in a place where everybody else gets pleasure."

"When life hands you lemons make sure those lemons aren't evidence in a murder that life's trying to frame you for."

"*approaches a girl, tips hat* M'lady. *approaches a material girl, tips hat* M'donna."

"My impression of a New Zealand duck: Quick... Quick. Quick."

"What's so unfunny that it's funny? An anti-joke."

"What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."

"If you and jack were horseback riding Would you help jack off the horse?"

"I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude."

"[Burger Lounge] Server: Are you 27? Me: OMG NO I'M 39 THANK U SO MUCH U MADE MY DAY Server: I meant your order number, ma'am."

"Hedgehogs ... Why can't they learn to just share the hedge."