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Joke of the Day

"Did you heard about the elephant that was a hoarder? He had a lot of junk in the trunk. Come on, be easy on me, I made that up myself while staring at elephants at the zoo yesterday."

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"Instead of sending friends Christmas cards, is it ok If I return the ones I got and just add the words ""Me too""?"
"When folks unfollow me shortly after they've followed me I just figure they sobered up."
"Why dont witches wear underwear? So they can get a good grip on the broomstick"
"What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from? Reptile disfunction"
"""Good morning, class. Today we are going to learn about diseases. Can anyone give me a sentence containing the word cancer'?"" ""I can, Sir!"""
"Do your socks have holes in them? No? Well then how did you get your feet in them?"
"Give a cat a box and he'll be happy for a day Teach a cat to box and start wondering what you're doing with your life"
"You ever stick your dick in pecan pie? It's fucking nuts."
"I was getting the kids out of the bath last night when a complete stranger burst through the door. I swear I've never moved faster down a drainpipe."