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Joke of the Day

"5 out of 6 people would recommend it... 5 out of 6 people who played Russian roulette, would recommend it to others."

"What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm? 'Come and look at the rain dear.'"

"The sub became horrible since it became default...anyone know of a better jokes sub similar to how this sub was pre-default?"

"What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !"

"did you hear about the freak birth at chernobil? a baby was born with more eyes than teeth"

"A white male walks into a bar... Huehuehuehuehue"

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"Just got some good news from my financial planner ...she told me I'd only have to keep working 3 years after I die to afford my retirement."

"Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies."

"The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty."