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Joke of the Day

"What did Magic Johnson give his teammates after winning an NBA title? A HI-V (high five)"

"I can't stand when guys complain about their girlfriends giving shitty hand jobs I see where they're coming from, but something about it just rubs me the wrong way"

"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off and apologize."

"-I love you Juan. -I love you too bae , lets make love. -Im afraid. -But why bae? -what if I get pregnant? - I can promise you that wont happen Fernando."

"My favorite underwear is camouflage... Because no one can see me cumming."

"Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear? Because he was Russian."

"JESUS: Happy Father's Day, Joe. [hands over present] JOSEPH: Wow, thanks Jesus. I wonder what it- [present is empty] [Jesus and God hi-5]"

"""Harry Potter"" is pretty much ""Sex And The City"" for people who will never have sex, in any city."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Curry ! Curry who ? Curry me back home will you !"

"Statistically, you're more likely to be killed, raped or robbed by a black person than other races. This isn't really funny, it's a PSA."