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Joke of the Day

"Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea."

"I entered my 10 best puns into a joke competition, hoping they'd win ... No pun in ten did"

"Never trust an atom. They make up everything. ;)"

"What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners? Use the forks Luke."

"Running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for dogs?"

"Did you here about the girl who got electrocuted by her vibrator at a sleep over? It was such a buzz kill"

"Grammar died so that Twitter could live."

"I ran a whole 5K and didn't even eradicate cancer"

"Three guys walk into a bar You'd think one of them would've seen it"

"Why did the prostitute get a vagina implanted in her hip? She wanted to make some money on the side."