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Joke of the Day
"Mechanical engineers They're not rocket scientists but they are sprocket scientists."
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"A guy wire is holding a pole... ...the pole is 10 meters tall, the wire makes a 48^o angle from the ground and the very tip is 7 meters from the pole. How long until the feminists arrive?"
"My friend has a real bad drug habit Its so bad i found him snorting shake and vac off my carpet last night.............he is clean now."
"Me: *enters exam room Doctor: Please take off your... M: *unbuttons pants D: ?? M: *pauses* D: GLASSES! D: I'M AN EYE DR DAMNIT!"
"old linux joke I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"
"Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting.."
"My girlfriend had a heart to heart conversation with me today. She said she wanted some time and distance. Cool! She must really want to calculate velocity"
"What did one sock tell its other half ? Nothing, the fucker had disappeared in the dryer."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog."
"You take the oxy out of oxymoron"