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Joke of the Day
"Let's take a moment to thank earphones For helping us ignore stupid people all around us."
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"Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus."
"I just yelled 'Jayden' at the mall and now I'm a mom to like 20 kids."
"What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around? 420 raze it!"
"Being a man means doing what I want, when I want, and not having to answer to anyone. This is my...shit she's coming. To be continued."
"What's the difference between awkward and awful? Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her"
"A standard elevator can hold 1700 lbs or 5 Tinder matches..."
"The bartender says..... ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!"" A tachyon enters a bar."
"Who was the worlds first capenter? Eve, she made Adam's banana stand."
"Black Betty An African lady named Betty came into a restaurant and asked the server, ""Is there any chicken on the menu?"" The server replied, ""No, Black Betty, it's ham or lamb."""