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Joke of the Day
"Let's take a moment to thank earphones For helping us ignore stupid people all around us."
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"Anyone who says spiders are more afraid of you than you are of them... has never woken up with one on their face."
"Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge? To avoid car-pool tunnel!"
"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"People with epilepsy see the opportunity And they seize in it."
"That hot person you've been flirting with over the internet has one normal arm and one shrivelled T. rex arm."
"Q: Why must judges learn to spell well? A: They must follow the letter of the law."
"If I ever become a DJ, my name will be DJ Oriental Immigrant Because I lay down sick tracks"
"Why are there no white chinese people? It's because two Wongs don't make a white."
"There was a devastating fire in my shoe shop. So many lost Soles."