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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about the man with no tongue? No? Probably a good thing, it's pretty tasteless."

"I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in."

"What's the best cure to a bad hangover? A good personality"

"My editor told me I need to be more pithy, so I booked an appointment with a urologist."

"Best response by a nursing home patient ever. I asked my patient, ""how ya feelin today""? He whispers while still half asleep, ""with my fingers."""

"The abortion train just arrived at the station. ALL ABORT! *choo choo*"

"Two jews walk into a bank The bartender says ""Shit, I'm in the wrong joke"""

"If Trump had a brick for every lie Hillary has said He'd be able to build the wall for free."

"I've always said that life is a lot like doing laundry There's a lot less bleeding if you separate the colors from the whites."

"Saw a grown man riding down the street on a BMX. I yelled what does BMX stand for? He replied ""DUI""."