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Joke of the Day
"The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything.... But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away."
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"What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics? Walking."
"What did the Nazi do after World War II? He became a veteran Aryan."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"" - KANYE ""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED"" - WIZ ""THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL"" -B.O.B."
"I've never seen squirrels fucking, but they've never seen me fucking either, so we have that in common."
"What do you get when you convince a gorilla to have sex with a pig? Fired from the zoo, apparently."
"What is Hitler's phone number? 999-999-999"
"Who is the best jewish cook in the world? Hitler"
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