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Joke of the Day
"I always bring an extra pair of socks when I go golfing... ..Just in case I get a hole in one."
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"Mr. Belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? Deflated."
"Just once in movies when someone gently shuts a dead person's eyes I want them to whisper ""Ew, ew, ew, ew."" while doing it."
"My dad happens to be an umpire at a restaurant. So whenever somebody order pancakes, he immediately screams ""Batter up!"""
"Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. Nobody would laugh, but then immediately after Neil would follow up with, ""Ah well, I guess you had to be there."""
"knock knock, who's there? An ass load of Brazil v Germany posts of which 5% are actually funny."
"Reddit is like a shiny new penny... It's fun to look at but completely worthless"
"Q: How can you identify a computer that has been in use at the Clinton White House? A: There is White-out on the screen."
"Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11."
"World War III will happen when Jason Statham kidnaps Liam Neeson's daughter."