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Joke of the Day
"Auto-correct walks into a bar... And the batman says, 'why the log fence?'"
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"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're."
"I named my house ""shape"", now I'm always in shape."
"What do you get when you cross Kate Upton with royalty? A bouncy castle."
"1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it."
"if you press ""up down up down left right left right"" on the soft spot of the baby's head, they do a super move."
"It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat."
"New drinking game: Every time Senator Bernie Sanders proposes something free, chug someone else's beer."
"I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked ""Aren't you going to help?"" I said ""No, six should be enough."" From Les Dawson."
"Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys."