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Joke of the Day
"Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?"
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"How do you lead a horse to water? With carrots"
"Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?"
"What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van? Yo no space."
"You deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger."
"The best part of the birthday notifier on Facebook is, I meet people that I didn't even know were on my friends list."
"Me: I don't know how to ride a horse Whiskey: Yes you do"
"Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing."
"Today, someone asked me if there's a possibility that I know anything about Medieval music. I said, ""not a Gregorian chants""."
"America, a country where people spend half of their money on food, and the other half on losing weight."