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Joke of the Day
"Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police."
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"Canadian summer I asked my Canadian buddy ""Did you have a good summer?"" He said ""No! I was working that day."""
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Cos they got big fingers."
"What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell? ""Stop being shellfish!"" *drops microphone, walks away*"
"What do gifted bakers take in high school? AP Flour"
"I lost 100 pounds. Getting mugged in Europe."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Annabel ! Annabel who ? Annabel would be useful on this door !"
"A Magician's 3rd trick is usually a Hat-Trick."
"Don't have phone sex... ...you might get hearing aids."
"What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls? The ATM"