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Joke of the Day

"Why does Barbie never get pregnant........? Because Ken came in another box"

"Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare."

"Why was a physicist unable to do the double slit experiment? His wife didn't want a threesome."

"I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."

"Dirtiest joke I ve ever heard (sorry if it s a repost) How can you tell when your sister s having her period? Your dad s cock starts to taste of blood."

"(Can we bring back the good old Chuck Norris short jokes people?-I'll start first) Chuck Norris is the first guy to have made a knot out of a diamond."

"LOUD PART, quiet part, LOUD PART, quiet part. There, I wrote a symphony. What's the big deal?"

"It's pretty easy to get pussy with a puppy You just replace the S's with P's"

"Why was the Headless Horseman depressed? He could never seem to get ahead in life."

"You couldn't hold an intelligent conversation if I duct taped one to your hands."