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Joke of the Day

"Where are five gay guys on a bus headed to? One Direction"

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"Jokes about women aren't funny... Period."
"Mickey Mouse ""Doc, my knees hurt!"" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney"
"What do you call a black Gohan from Dragon Ball Z? Goquan"
"I love when girls say they need a man that can keep up with them... but immediately go into hysterics when I catch them."
"I get confused by Burqas. I accidentally posted a letter in a Muslim woman yesterday."
"Billion dollar idea: Meth with Flouride"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? zero"
"How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush? We would have called it a teeth brush"
"What is the speed of sex? 68... because at 69 you have to turn around"