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Joke of the Day

"5: ""Mommy why not?"" Me: ""Because you're driving me crazy."" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"" 5: ""How?"""

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"The awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like ""WTF did I just write?!"""

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"Life keeps reminding me that I have no idea what I'm doing"

"Where do hippos go to school? The Hippocampus!"

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"""You're odd"" she said. ""Not even"" I replied."

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"My analogies are like vacuums.... They suck."