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Joke of the Day
"What's a Mexicans favorite protein? Whey"
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"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3."
"How do Asian's name their children? Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*"
"Some guy called me a siren. It's like he doesn't even care that I do beeping noises & I can purr & moan & do like all the other sounds, too."
"Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as ""acts of God."""
"A chicken crosses the road... ..and meets 007 on the other side. ""What's your name?"" Asks the chicken. ""Bond, James Bond,"" Says 007. ""And how about you?"" ""Ken,"" Says the chicken. ""Chic Ken."""
"*Robot watches me vape* Robot: mm yeah but swallow it"
"What did the Networking manager tell his assistant about working late? Tell my wifi won't be home for dinner."
"My mom wants a new cooking skillet for Christmas. I haven't got the dough, but oh well, we'll see how things pan out."
"Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !"