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Joke of the Day
"My salad for lunch is missing one key ingredient which would make it perfect. Donuts."
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"If you still wear a Calculator watch, my guess is you don't need it to add up all the ladies you get...."
"How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb? One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Megasaurass"
"Harry Potter is actually an allegory about the emptiness of millennial hook up culture"
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.."
"What do you call a cannibal that only eats midgets? Anorexic"
"Easter is almost here. So to celebrate, I'm going to get nailed and hammered like Jesus would want me to."
"A blind man got a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent thing he's ever read."
"Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense."