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Joke of the Day
"What was Viktor Frankenstein's favorite sport? Body building."
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"So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar Just kidding"
"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"""That which does not kill you makes you stronger."" So, all things?"
"""My favorite sex fantasy starts with you bringing me wine..."" And then? ""Cheese."" Mmmm and then? ""You close the door from outside."""
"What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday? A legacy scholarship for his second choice school"
"How do you say ""Fuck you"" in American Sign Language? Lift your hand up and put all fingers down except your middle finger."
"*slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?"
"In honor of Earth Day I'm going to forage for my own food. Does anyone know what a Dorito plant looks like?"
"Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves."