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Joke of the Day
"What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?"
Next Joke
"[A montage of me flailing because I walked into a spiders web, with larger and larger crowds, until I am at the karate championships]"
"Relationships are a lot like Algebra... ...have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"I went to a Halloween party where everyone was dressed like a sore thumb Not me, no, I stuck out like a vicar."
"A Mexican bear walks into a bar He stretches, yawns, then says ""Oso tired"""
"What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe? Clogs."
"Then God said, come fourth john, for you will have eternal life... But john came Fifth and won a free toaster"
"It's a funny old world we live in. Once we had empires run by emperors, then we had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries..."
"There are three types of people in the world. Those that are good at math and those that are not."
"Mom and Dad said I was bad for putting a cell phone in my vagina but I don't know why. I always come when I'm called."