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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $5 to have a garbanzo bean on me."

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"Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer."
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"Thank you for your comment did you use some kind of random word generator?"
"Bill Clinton is so exited about the possibility of being in the White house again, He too has started wearing a hat on the campaign trail. It says : Make America fellate again."
"An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids were nothing to look at either."
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