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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a rapist with a tractor? Fertilizer"
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"I've been really impressed by igloos. They're all white houses."
"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."
"I've got a joke about Jonesville but the punchline is too long."
"How do magicians retire? They seem to just disappear."
"What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V? His brother holding the VCR."
"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"
"I think I can fix one of your ripped shirts. Well sew it seams anyway."
"New Zealand cricket"
"From grandma: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces that were buried there."