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Joke of the Day

"What Is The National Bird Of Pakistan.. ***General Atomics MQ-1 Predator***"

"Why should you not shop for plywood? You'll get bored."

"What does a tornado and a woman have in common? It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone"

"TIL of an incident during the Cold War when American ships, fearing a Soviet attack, nearly fired on a friendly vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Your mum's so fat she uses Yosemite National Park as a back-scratcher, the Eiffel Tower as an ear pick and water slides as straws."

"Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road? It wasn't cement to happen."

"What if Toyota's problems with sticky accelerators were traced back to a pedalmaker who forgot to wash his hands after eating a honey bun?"

"lobster christian grey: 'my tastes are very.....singular' *opens closet door revealing hundreds of rubber bands*"

"Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper? He didn't sight sources."

"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"