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Joke of the Day

"April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say ""Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness."" One man starve to death during lunch."

"I live like a king of medieval time. I eat three meals a day, each meal may have meat and spices. I work sitting down."

"I don't know what hurts my wrist more, playing volleyball or watching women's volleyball!"

"My grandfather once told me 'When i was your age, I thought I was going to be 10 all my life too. So I said 'And when I was your age, I didn't believe in reincarnation either'."

"Dr. Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it? **Doctor.** Doctor who? **YES**"

"Whats the gay man's favorite Civil War Battle? Manasses."

"That will be $6.34, and would you like to donate a dollar to the children's hospital or do you prefer being judged by a Taco Bell employee?"

"Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public? Neither have they"

"reminder that Pop Secret was initially very poorly translated in Japan, where it was called ""Deceptions of the Father"""

"I'm a ventriloquist. I can put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move!"