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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses? The midget geniuses are cunning runts."

"They say that you are safer in a bigger group Unless you're with 6 million...and everyone is jewish"

"Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok choose a corner."

"What do you say Everytime maths wants you to calculate value of his X Dear Maths, I'm sick & tired of finding your 'X' she's gone dude and don't ask 'Y'"

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke would get for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have put it on aloha setting."

"more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Beyonce running through your veins"

"What would you call the mailman if he got fired? I don't know, just some dude."

"Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had *a reptile dysfunction*."

"Hey guys I just discovered something... It's called Christopher Columbus. I later robbed and killed him."